There are those of us who dare to be different and we have a world to build. A world limited by our deepest imaginations
what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
recycle it
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its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure
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It’s incredible to think that I mean so little to you when you mean so much to me.
I guess you could say I’m attracted to danger ;)
*licks butter knife*
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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